05 PM | 19 Jun

Joke:Deer

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.

“Well” the father said, “it’s what mummy calls me sometimes.”

The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it……..it’s a fucking arsehole!!!!!!!!

05 PM | 19 Jun

Calls: Sleepers Almanac

About to be put together the fourth annual Sleepers Almanac. Submissions close Friday, the 29th of June, so if you plan on getting something in and haven’t yet, get a wobble on!

Sleepers want your short stories, cartoons and illustrations, essays, haikus and lists, and any other nonsense. ___________________________________

Sleepers Advocates for new and established writers Publishers of the Sleepers Almanac Coordinators of the Sleepers Salons For all your literary emergencies… sleepers@sleeperspublishing.com PO Box 1204, Collingwood VIC 3066 03 9417 0686 www.sleeperspublishing.com

sleeper/noun 2. a timber, concrete or steel beam forming part of a railway track, serving as a foundation or support for the rails. 7. Colloquial a. someone or something that unexpectedly achieves success or fame. b. a bookS which has slow but constant sales. 8. A spy who is allowed to carry on a normal life sometimes for years before being requested to undertake any espionage. – Macquarie dictionary, 3rd edition