A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his
wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but
will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what
the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
“Well” the father said, “it’s what mummy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it……..it’s a fucking
About to be put together the fourth annual Sleepers Almanac. Submissions
close Friday, the 29th of June, so if you plan on getting something in
and haven’t yet, get a wobble on!
Sleepers want your short stories, cartoons and illustrations, essays, haikus
and lists, and any other nonsense.
Advocates for new and established writers
Publishers of the Sleepers Almanac
Coordinators of the Sleepers Salons
For all your literary emergencies…
PO Box 1204, Collingwood VIC 3066
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sleeper/noun 2. a timber, concrete or steel beam forming part of a railway
track, serving as a foundation or support for the rails. 7. Colloquial a.
someone or something that unexpectedly achieves success or fame. b. a bookS
which has slow but constant sales. 8. A spy who is allowed to carry on a
normal life sometimes for years before being requested to undertake any
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Call for proposals
1. soundobjects for SoundLAB exhibition
deadline 9 July 2007
2. soundart for SoundLAB – Edition V
deadline 1 August 2007
SoundLAB – sonic art project environments
is currently preparing two projects
an exhibition in the framework of a digital art show in 2008.
Call for proposals –>
SoundLAB is looking for some additional physical SoundObjects
for completing the show
Details and specifications can be found on
Edition V of SoundLAB
call for entries–> new soundart works under the
theme: soundSTORY – sound as a tool for storytelling
SoundLAB is inviting soundartists, musicians and composers
to submit such a soundart narrative.
Please find all entry details and the submission form on
SoundLAB Editions I – IV
can be visited on http://soundlab.newmediafest.org
You have got to check this out!!