10 AM | 11 Aug

The Dawn of the Butler Café

In Tokyo, dressing up in costume went adult more than a decade ago. “Cosplay”, a combination of the English words “costume” and “play”, stands for a subculture centered on people who pose as characters from animé cartoons and TV shows, and Hollywood blockbusters like The Matrix, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, have only increased the popularity of the trend.

No longer reserved for parties, contests and blog pics, the Cosplay arena is growing by leaps and bounds. In Tokyo’s technologically-cutting-edge Akhibara district it’s gone edible. In September 2001, the first “maid café” opened its doors on one of the chummy neighborhood’s tree-lined streets. Thirty more have since opened since. At Little BSD, waitresses don new get-ups every single day. Both Royal Milk and Café and Kitchen capitalize on a cupcake-style domesticity. Hair salons feature stylists in maid getups giving shampoos and cuts. Cutie Relax provides massages by “maids” and at Holy-Land feet are rubbed, and manicures are delivered by “angels”.

The Cosplay doesn’t stop there. South Korea, China and Taiwan will soon open Maid and Butler cafés. And new target audiences have been identified: for female otakus there is Swallowtail—where waitresses dressed as butlers greet each guest, “Welcome Home Madame!”—and at Princess Heart maid waitresses seat (female-only) diners in thrones and “treat them like royalty”. Evidentially, there’s a king or queen inside us all!

Melissa Seley

07 PM | 08 Aug

SYNCHROTRON COULD HELP SAVE THE TASSIE DEVIL

Australia’s new $200m synchrotron in Melbourne could contribute to the fight to save the Tasmanian devil from the outbreak of facial tumour disease currently decimating devil populations, according to Dr Jeff Church from CSIRO Textile and Fibre Technology in Geelong.

Dr Church says he will use the synchotron to see if the disease causes any biochemical changes in the devils which could be detected in their hair before the disease becomes apparent.

“If we find a consistent change, it could lead to the development of a test which will allow detection of the cancer before the tumours become evident,” he says. “This would make any quarantine strategy easier to establish, as well as much more efficient.”

The idea is based on Australian research showing disease-related changes in the composition of human hair. The suggestion is that similar changes could occur in Tasmanian devils’ hair when the facial tumour disease is triggered. “But, the theory needs to be fully tested,” Dr Church says. “It might work or it might not.”

The synchrotron’s infra-red beamline combined with a microscope and spectrometer – which detects how different materials absorb and reflect the radiation – can be used to determine if the composition of hair differs between diseased animals and healthy ones.

“The infra-red spectrum tells us about protein and fat structure and whether it’s changing,” Dr Church says. “But the technology to do such work using a synchrotron is comparatively new, and the Australian facility is one of relatively few around the world where it is available.

“If a diagnostic test for the facial tumour disease using the synchrotron does look possible, only having a machine nearby would make it viable. Having to queue-up for time on a synchrotron at least nine hours flying time from Tasmania – more likely further – would make the whole thing very difficult, particularly in terms of biosecurity concerns because we would need to transport biological samples between different countries.”

Dr Church is one of hundreds of scientists scheduled to use the Australian Synchrotron.

Further Information: Dr Jeff Church. CSIRO Textile and Fibre Technology 03 5246 4860

Media Assistance: Heather Forward, CSIRO Textile and Fibre Technology Stefanie Pearce, Australian Synchrotron 03 5246 4085, 0408 465 292 03 9655 6676; 0414 891 416

www.csiro.au

07 PM | 08 Aug

Aftermath: Performance Installation

Aftermath: Performance Installation ANDRE STITT ‘Dingo: A treatment towards a new communionism’ Curator: Blair French

Performance 4-7pm Thursday 9 – Saturday 11 August 2007

André Stitt’s new performance ‘akshun’ involves the artist being locked in a cage with a dingo at certain times over a three-day period referencing Joseph Beuys’ performance I Like America and America Likes Me (also commonly referred to as ‘Coyote’) created in New York in 1974.

Within indigenous cultures the coyote was deified and attributed the archetype of trickster’ – a subversive and symbolic character capable of transformative power and healing. The ‘dingo’ like the ‘Coyote’ has also become synonymous with fear; represented in dominant cultural iconography as an antisocial menace. And, like the coyote, the dingo has also become the victim of legalised revenge and persecution.

To para-quote Beuys: “you could say that a reckoning has to be made with the dingo, and only then can this trauma be resolved.”

André Stitt Dingo 2007

The work brings together elements of Stitt’s practice: artistic activism and direct engagement in socio-cultural and politically contentious issues. These general concerns are linked to the wider implications of post-colonial trauma, cultural imperialism, psychological and real genocide.

The name ‘dingo’ comes from the Eora language André Stitt’s performance is supported by Wales Arts International

ARTSPACE 43 – 51 Cowper Wharf Road Woolloomooloo NSW 2011 Sydney Australia

T: +61 2 9356 0555 F: +61 2 9368 1705

artspace@artspace.org.au www.artspace.org.au

07 PM | 08 Aug

Blonde joke

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night whilst on stage, dummy on knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person… Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general… And all in  the name of humour!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologise, when the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little bastard on your knee!”

07 PM | 08 Aug

RISQUÉ RIDDLES

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What’s the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What’s the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it’s worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It’s not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds.

Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.

Alright already enough!!! gg 🙂