Buy The #TARDIS [#geekgirl]

Buy The TARDIS [spoof]

A vintage icon, this London import with a talent for reinvention has multi-generational appeal. Its one owner (who insists it isn’t stolen), is considering retirement after 50 years in residence, so is reluctantly offering it to a worthy occupant.

Often renovated, it’s rooms are ever evolving and can sometimes have a mind of their own, but have been known to include: console room, library, regeneration suite, swimming pool, dog kennel, cloister room, holding ring, alien artefacts and walk in closet.

Inspections (and keys) at strict discretion of owner. Warning: auction process may involve battling aliens. Some noise upon re-materialisation and chameleon circuit needs refurbishment.”